real men eat banmian

2009-03-14T22:51:00.001+08:00

what ho!
news from the front:
booray is on the island,
daniel is still a civilian (and earning lots more),
and the rest of us
are eating proper food.

2008-11-18T14:11:00.000+08:00

so we have come to the end.

2008-10-18T22:25:00.000+08:00

jeremiah says:
sith lords are infinitely cooler than jedi. discuss

i am a strawberry pop tart says:
doppel is gay

i am a strawberry pop tart says:
that is a statement

i am a strawberry pop tart says:
there is no discussion

/linky\ says:
i concur

i am a strawberry pop tart says:
^^

i am a strawberry pop tart says:
doppel

i am a strawberry pop tart says:
do you understand the magnitude of what you just said

jeremiah says:
D:

jeremiah says:
doppel admits he is gay?

/linky\ says:
i understand that words can be taken out of context

i am a strawberry pop tart says:
mauchick

/linky\ says:
but i trust you two

/linky\ says:
....or maybe i shouldn't have

i am a strawberry pop tart says:
this is going onto realmein

jeremiah says:
indeed it is

i am a strawberry pop tart says:
i'm doing it

/linky\ says:
...

2008-10-07T21:15:00.001+08:00

/linky\ says:
you've got it backwards my friend
/linky\ says:
the other way of looking at things
/linky\ says:
is that self-restraint stops us from achieving what we could achieve
/linky\ says:
i think more and more like a slaaneshi cultist everyday

this doppel...

2008-09-19T00:19:00.001+08:00

/linky\ says:
off to sleep
/linky\ says:
if i see you in sch
/linky\ says:
be warned
jeremiah says:
off to cook maggi mee
/linky\ says:
i am armed
jeremiah says:
hehehe
jeremiah says:
wait
jeremiah says:
armed?
/linky\ says:
with a righteous fury
/linky\ says:
and pencilbox
jeremiah says:
well
jeremiah says:
i can run reasonably quickly
jeremiah says:
and
jeremiah says:
its gonna be crowded
/linky\ says:
with my GC
/linky\ says:
there will be no escape for you
/linky\ says:
for i shall plot the shortest path
/linky\ says:
and follow it to the limit
jeremiah says:
realmein.blogspot.com
/linky\ says:
lol

2008-05-25T21:02:00.001+08:00

in the news today:

PLANS!!!!!

2008-04-15T22:23:00.001+08:00

and today
we partook of the triumvirate of POWERRRR

orh lua
black pepper beef rice
char kway teow

RESPECTIVE CHILLIES

foaming all around, hehehe

can you say 2 cups of nehwater...

2008-04-10T04:58:00.002+08:00

reporting from the twilight zone of msn-lessness

it is a strange place

only the prospect of seeing doppel the next day allows me to carry on

2008-03-23T20:58:00.000+08:00

may your chicken always be crispy

ALIVE!

2008-03-07T01:27:00.004+08:00

i partook of the cookie of doppel that day...

eternal moxie courses through my veins

o what wondrous things are in doppel's bag

cookie!

hey baby whoa baby pretty baby who took all your money now

it ain't too long before i found out what people mean by down and out

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhh led doppelin

2008-03-07T01:27:00.001+08:00

football thailand

:D

2008-02-26T20:00:00.002+08:00

and the cosmic balance in the universe has been restored as the Divine Being known as the DOPPEL63 said hello to me one day, and my unreality was shattered as the truth manifested itself in this most skinny and hairy form, a.k.a. Lin Xiang

Lin Xiang, bringer of baskets of goodies which are not from Home
Lin Xiang, whose stomach of steel (+5 fullness!) has stood firm against the merciless assaults of TKFH (teh kitchen from hell, acronyms are just nice because they confuse you and they give me more to type)
Lin Xiang, whose Cult on facebook has expended to 56 members, omgdew0rxxx go and join!
Lin Xiang, whose guitar skillz surpass all... or do they?

anyway this doppel keep ksing my creeps, stupid duuuupel feeling like smacking him now

okiedays guys its time for more Fried Chikkin Club, where has everyone been these past few weeks! the only place i have seen our rubbi friend is around the TSD room, zomg. with good reason i suppose, i think we should kidnap daniel and put him at home for a while before he dives back into Lit WEEEEEEEEK
ain't for the weak, y'all

THIS JUST IN!

/linky\ says:
so
/linky\ says:
sch tmr?

omg this doppel TALK TO ME WOOT

cause for celebration, afk i go eat a muesli bar. after falling sick my appetite suddenly knows no bounds... nothing satisfies. or does it
i think i need some serious icecream overload to cure me of the lingering innate depression and fear of school that is caused by extended foaming, as the other furion mentioned. its not the foaming that kills, its the extension... and you can't ask for any extensions! you want extension go ask foongyichao

MAUJI

you owe me money

2008-02-20T23:02:00.000+08:00

a great man once told me:

fbts stand for For Boys To See

now now...

go put on some shorts

2008-02-19T23:18:00.001+08:00

part 2.

[booray] O such grace, O such beauty says:
we is all lubzlubzdeepxdeepx de worxxxxxx~~~**!*!* ^_^ !*!**!!*~~~~~
[booray] O such grace, O such beauty says:
YES
[booray] O such grace, O such beauty says:
THIS TIME
jeremiah says:
you forgot the alternating caps
[booray] O such grace, O such beauty says:
NO TYPO
[booray] O such grace, O such beauty says:
oh fuck

2008-02-19T23:09:00.001+08:00

explorers

is a wonderfully noble endeavor

besides that! we tio clear team already daniel will carry us though and winz game

LINKYGINKYTINKYWINKY!

18 years old doesn't mean can anyhow around hehehe

2008-02-18T22:08:00.000+08:00

[booray] says:
lubxlubxdeepzdeepz de work~~~**!!~!!** ^_^ **!!~~!!**~~~~
[booray] says:
oh shit typo.

lol

2008-02-06T21:46:00.000+08:00

MAY YOUR ANGPOWS BE RED

and phat.

in other news:

ah boy ah... you grown so tall since i last saw you... what's your name again?

2008-02-04T23:50:00.001+08:00

jeremiah says:
THE GREEN LIGHT

jeremiah says:
ahh the green light.........

jeremiah says:
sally can wait.....but the green light recedes everyday

all the mehmehs love my dp... and my dp loves me says:
but my fresh green breast...

all the mehmehs love my dp... and my dp loves me says:
is fresh and green...

all the mehmehs love my dp... and my dp loves me says:
and in the new world...

2008-02-04T23:43:00.001+08:00

we were supposed to be together forever

but no.........one fell before the day of judgement arrived.

f
e
l

l

FELL BEAST! O.......GINKY........

teeheehee

2008-02-03T22:30:00.000+08:00

jeremiah says:
linky only talked cos

jeremiah says:
he saw the word

jeremiah says:
SPERM

[borray] the half-caste says:
SPERM

all the mehmehs dreamt says:
CONSPERM

[borray] the half-caste says:
say it now

jeremiah says:
SPERM

[borray] the half-caste says:
SPERM

all the mehmehs dreamt says:
SPEEERRRRM.

[borray] the half-caste says:
SPAM SPERM

2008-01-30T22:17:00.000+08:00

today

today...

...today we had Lunch.

Nais.

more plz

2008-01-23T20:33:00.000+08:00

those nehneh laggers...

all don't want to post

NEHNEHNEHNEHNEHNEH BATMAN

2008-01-20T19:47:00.000+08:00

EAT

SLEEP

PLAY

er...mug.

LIFE GOES ON

BUT WHERE IS LUNCH?

WHY ARE WE NOT EATING TOGETHER

CHIKKEN OR BANMIAN, WE MUST FEED

ok enough of being high.

2008-01-20T18:40:00.000+08:00

watch out now, because

ALL THE MEHMEHS ARE GOING TO GET YOU

2008-01-20T18:14:00.000+08:00

WHAT HAPPENED TO POST EVERY WEEK

postbox cereal you bitches....

2008-01-12T19:08:00.000+08:00

just what the hell wuz they watching?

2008-01-12T18:47:00.000+08:00

i like the new place very much... chikken

ok. ok. we need to start filming some Epic film.

yes. let the idea start sticking little roots into your minds.....

2008-01-02T21:58:00.000+08:00

WELCOME BACK, COMMANDER

alright boys its time to pwn j2

common tests

napfa

common tests again

prelims

a levels

canoe nats

track nats

playa stuff

guitar concert

writing shiz

climbing mountains

we gotta think like the nike ad man

i don't jump high.

I FLY LOW

2007-12-30T19:57:00.000+08:00

DUDE.

TEACH ME.

daniel daniel daniel tsk tsk tsk

2007-12-26T14:03:00.000+08:00

i was walking around the archives of this place and i think....

hehehe

we still need a decent template DAMN IT

2007-12-26T02:23:00.000+08:00

ooooh when the levee breaks we'll have no place to stay

indeed? no place to stay?

somebody tell me HOW TO GET TO SESAME STREET

where there's a huge yellow suit with an underpaid unionized worker in it walking around... and some junkie in a trashcan and

lin xiang

sober sombre lightsaber moment....

never has the god emperor been referred to by his Name

but thar comes a day of Wolves where shields Break and men Run and this LOTR reference is losing steam aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

the endless stream of purple vortigaunts will get youuuuuuuuuuu

like the G-man... if they got the man they'll get you too..

hi hi hi!

2007-12-24T13:08:00.000+08:00

and its now christmas eve, only 3 more days before we descend upon daniel's house in a whirlwind of hunger and share the love...

poor linky, ginky that he is, will have to settle for across-the-globe psychic conversation, conducted by his ginky terror cells that reside in little dark holes across (across, again!) the countryside. disturb the little ginky terror cells at your own peril, for there are older and fouler things than Orcs in the deep places of the world, and some of them wield

AK-47s, FOR EVERYONE!

then through the night there will be tales of blood and tears and fire and of course much maniacal laughter, most of which will come from the voicebox of the benly ben as he mercilessly pummels the rest of us poor mortals into pulp, and then pieces of pulp in whatever highly-explosive, violent, and downright funny Playstation game that he happens to bring along. preferably something with fast cars, like Burnout.

midnight will then be heralded by sighs of ecstascy as we partake of the food that has been laid out on the table.

however, all this may not come to pas...

BECAUSE THERE WILL BE INVADERS FROM OUTER SPACE

(here i want to insert an common sound that is made by a common household animal, and the insertion of such a sound-word will cause much hilarity, but i fear for my safety and that of my household too, hence i dare not commit such a dreadful and dastardly act)

wai wai wai WAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIII

is there a champagne supernova in the sky, especially if we cannot drink, since we are not yet 18
but drinketh from the sweet cup of glory we will

because movies will abound

let us watch BLADES OF GLORY, which, if i am not mistaken, is something like 300. i mean, look at the title.

but nay, i am mistaken, it is about 2 ice skater dudes. aw.

by the way, breaking news:

HAPPY CHRISTMAS EVE, EVERYONE

may your sack be filled with much phat loot, and may you receive many pleasant bonuses to your stats.

may the god-emperor look upon you with favour and his light and glory shine upon you
till the day that the ginky unveils his awesome terrible nature
we wait, in faithful silence

so speaks furion 1

sadly, furion 2 has not the ability to post here, but nevertheless i can say in full confidence that he does his job very well, indeed, most magnificent in the extreme!

thou shall watch the Video, says the ginky commandment 1.

the Video of laugh laugh laugh which concludes with a fountain of sneakyness, in which three disciples attest to the greatness of the Gink'dib, his two-syllable name be praised, but say it not for fear of being struck by the Finger of DEATH

for the coming of the Gink'dib is not to be trifled with, join his campaign or ELSE~~~~~

linky for ~~pr0n~~ prom king, nao

2007-12-19T02:59:00.000+08:00

wah lao eh

DO I FIND, A SCCCCCARAB BEETLE HERE!?

ever wondered what that funny thing the space marines carry on their backs is?

is it a bed?

is it a hat?

is it a girl?

is it a boy?

is it a ginkylinkysexytinkywinkybinkyboombox!

here we are now

ENTERTAIN US

OH TERROR THE BOX OF THE GINKY IS FALLLLLLLLLING APART

WE ALL NEED MORE GLUE BUT WE HAVE

ENOUGH OF THE INVISIBLE KIND

AND NOT ENOUGH OF THE
kind
you buy

or steal

(like the god-emperor once did as a CHILD oh yes you eraser stealin' desert mouse who will lead his people on a Great Jihad to purge the known and unknown universe of all who do not bow to the Gink'Dib)

fffffffrrrrommmmmmmm

popular!

2007-12-03T22:18:00.000+08:00

hello friends!

let me introduce you to one dollar noodles:

viet instant noodles
msg
water
lots of sliced onions
2 tablespoons of parsley
5 pieces of thiny sliced beef

whee!

also, let me introduce you to the various peanut and sesame and sticky stuff snacks that are sitting in a plastic bag in my room that is waiting to be brought to our sleepover-to-be to be opened and eaten.

HOW NAO BROWN COW?

2007-11-18T23:32:00.001+08:00

`rafflesROW | michael | says:
liek dota is not the only thing in life haha
/linky\ says:
really?
[booraylee] says:
yeah
[booraylee] says:
there's call of duty 4
[booraylee] says:
pretty much nothing after that though
`rafflesROW | michael | says:
come on
/linky\ says:
DOMINATING
`rafflesROW | michael | says:
why do nations rise and fall, why are heroes killed and martyrs made
/linky\ says:
GODLIKE
[booraylee] says:
cos got stun
`rafflesROW | michael | says:
for nothing more than dota?
[booraylee] says:
then got nuke
/linky\ says:
kena gank
[booraylee] says:
3 v 1
/linky\ says:
b
[booraylee] says:
BBBB
[booraylee] says:
B
`rafflesROW | michael | says:
nations
`rafflesROW | michael | says:
not just scourge and sentinel
[booraylee] says:
aiyah cb kena sai
[booraylee] says:
nations?
/linky\ says:
noob team

2007-11-11T21:43:00.000+08:00

I think it's going to take more than a few kicks to get this one moving again.

Guys, let us please note that the airport is really, really not the best place to make loud racist comments.

Agree?

Agree.

2007-11-11T10:05:00.000+08:00

HELLO BONGS

bye bye.

2007-11-04T02:58:00.000+08:00

i suspect this old girl has had more template changes than anything else

i have a strange affinity with the floor of dan's bedroom....very Strange

na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!

2007-10-15T00:25:00.000+08:00

jeremiah says:
eh linky can i borrow your amp
/linky\ says:
hm.
/linky\ says:
if u really want
/linky\ says:
i guess
jeremiah says:
YEAHHHHHHHHH
/linky\ says:
talk later
jeremiah says:
its time for my justin hawkins impersonation
jeremiah says:
TOUCHIN YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
jeremiah says:
TOUCHIN MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

lol
.

2007-10-02T22:21:00.000+08:00

it's that time of the year

after promos

days and nights of hedonism

of pure, undiluted madness

but it's starting again soon D:

ONCE MORE, INTO THE FRAY

2007-09-30T20:44:00.000+08:00

msfcnnpjbccbpccpcbnbkknn

who can tell me what that is can get prize.

2007-09-22T22:05:00.000+08:00

2007-09-20T21:28:00.001+08:00

we are WEAK

minimap off

no combat initiative

ah!

2007-09-16T01:36:00.000+08:00

this is what happens when you offer lasagne in exchange for maths help.
good lasagne.

`rafflesROW | michael | says:
you know this means WAR right
/linky\ says:
michael
/linky\ says:
you are a formidable foe
`rafflesROW | michael | says:
lasagnae
`rafflesROW | michael | says:
i will not be denied
/linky\ says:
but you underestimate the depths that i would go to to obtain lasagne
`rafflesROW | michael | says:
you underestimates the depths to which zach can go to deny you lasagne

MICHAEL WARREN LIM
WE WILL SEE WHO IS STANDING AT THE END OF THIS
AND WHO GETS LASAGNE

2007-09-12T00:03:00.000+08:00

ok...so like, i had a thought man

this is like, the pre-thought to the thought man. if you put everything in gaming terms life rocks.

so anyway, here's like the thought man.

imagine!

you are stuck in some incredible place for a really short time. following which you will totally like, cease to exist man. anybody who's worth half a bowl of banmian would go try the most insane shit EVER or die trying. you'll be gone soon anyway.

so go forth. make it a point to own everything that's worth a sneaky smile

2007-09-08T01:12:00.001+08:00

Benly Ben has got us addicted to Edwin Starr

/linky\ says:
it's that time of night
/linky\ says:
WAR
/linky\ says:
HUUH
/linky\ says:
YEAH
`rafflesROW | michael | says:
WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR
[booraylee] saturday morning says:
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

jeremiah says:
hmm
jeremiah says:
its from this album called War and Peace
jeremiah says:
i hope he doesnt have a similar song called Peace
/linky\ says:
PEACE
/linky\ says:
OOOH
/linky\ says:
YEAH
/linky\ says:
WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR
jeremiah says:
EVERYTHING
[booraylee] saturday morning says:
SING IT AGAIN Y'ALL

ooooh WAR HUUH YEAH

2007-09-07T21:02:00.000+08:00

you know what, everyone?

check this out

/linky\ says:
eh
/linky\ says:
someone send an email to moe
/linky\ says:
tell them to try googling "hate pw"

in other news: I NEED BUFFET.

2007-09-01T21:55:00.001+08:00

Uncle Zach wants YOU!
RUN AWAY NOW!

Zach, meet world.
World, meet zach.

2007-08-27T22:59:00.000+08:00

aight

aight

aight

aight

aight

aight

aight

aight

aight

jeremiah says:
that brief moment
jeremiah says:
where you slip up and you see the bunny aint gonna make it
jeremiah says:
you just feel like dying

aight.

2007-08-22T20:45:00.000+08:00

yo dudes,

chaos lord is winning

fuck them chaos lords

cos we, we got our brutha-terminatore-marines

aight, i said brutha terminatore marines

With the black moxie and manliness of NBA basketballers and the hispanic 1337 skillz of Chavez Ding infused with the gene seed of the Emperor's own spawn.

so we lose another farseer to chaos, but there is a whole warp of eldar to farm out there.

2007-08-19T21:59:00.000+08:00

hello boys

i am proud to say, i am the catalyst for intelligent and intellectual discussion via msn.

for realmein, by realmein.

that's not very intelligent or intellectual, but who cares.

DO YOU BELIEVE I AM ZACH

HEHEHE

I AM MUGGER INCARNATE

burp burp

2007-08-14T18:03:00.001+08:00

:D

i dearly missed all six of you and am raring to get back to The Quest For The Common Timeslot To Walk Approximately 10 Minutes To The Place Where Light Meets Shadow And 2.50 Meets The Hand Of The Auntie And The Banmian Bowl Meets Your Hand.

he he he

2007-08-11T21:16:00.000+08:00

dontletitgoaway says:
give zach a fish
dontletitgoaway says:
and you feed him for a day.
dontletitgoaway says:
teach a zach to fish
dontletitgoaway says:
and you destroy the ocean ecosystem

as always, benly ben speaks nothing but the truth, and only the absolute truth

no wonder he doesn't talk much

2007-08-11T00:21:00.000+08:00

havent blogged here in sometime...

hehe mau try listening to rap on on your mp3 while walking the streets of london...

especially NWA songs

you will start trying to do the John Travolta bopping walk while glaring around maliciously.

just dont do it around gangsters...

peace, we bring you go eat ban mian when you come back.

2007-08-10T04:14:00.000+08:00

happy national day from dingy computer room

outside is be pitch black. i very scared leh.

in other news...

we celebrated national day here. alan koh was the emcee.

-there is a silence and no more is said-

in other news...

i'm coming back on tuesday 2pm! which means i can go home, sleep, then

the next day

pcc with a razor blade

hehehe

singapore fear my wrath

this young nigga's got it bad cos im brown

damn you bor ray the song has been playing in my head to the point that i was rapping it in the computer room (where i spend alot of time) and two prc girls walked in and they were liek wtf

2007-08-09T18:41:00.000+08:00

hello boys!

happy national day, from choa chu kang.

once a year we (we being choa chu kang and the rest of singapore) can unite in uneasy harmony, not give each other the evil eye, be free of singaporean social stereotypes (which are true, by the way), and together say:

COUNT ON ME SINGAPORE!

count on me to relak in one corner, yeah.

but really.

thank the PTB for chilli crab, GST, HDB, PAP, other acronyms, etc, and realmein.

2007-08-08T04:28:00.000+08:00

when life gives you lemonade, check if it's from linky's kitchen

life here is quite interesting. the entire hostel is like some set from a thai horror movie. some girl just asked me to follow her to her room cos she's scared, and i can understand why.

hrm...............

pcc with a razor blade

(8)mau(8)

2007-08-05T15:32:00.001+08:00

stupid linky and dumb dan are bullying poor zach online.

ahhhh!!!!!!

2007-07-30T23:28:00.000+08:00

life, lemons and stuff you do with it.

/linky\ says:
when life gives you lemons
/linky\ says:
shut up and eat it
/linky\ says:
hmm
/linky\ says:
no
/linky\ says:
trade them with the guy next to you for apples

zach says:
when life gives you lemons
zach says:
you gotta make lemonade
zach says:
then spike it
zach says:
and feed it to some poor fool.

[booray // i guess my friends were right // shes out of my league] says:
when life gives you grapes
[booray // i guess my friends were right // shes out of my league] says:
make lemonade
[booray // i guess my friends were right // shes out of my league] says:
and make them wonder how the fuck you did it

'ichael says:
fry fish and squeeze over it

<><> -soulbound- [220 - 20] says:
when life gives you lemons
<><> -soulbound- [220 - 20] says:
u use lemans and bombard it to hell
<><> -soulbound- [220 - 20] says:
leman russ

[booray // i guess my friends were right // shes out of my league] says:
when life gives you lemons
[booray // i guess my friends were right // shes out of my league] says:
its time to get some crack

and quite possibly the best:

crossleggedhope says:
when life gives you lemons
crossleggedhope says:
put em up on ebay.

2007-07-28T22:50:00.000+08:00

so.

world's screwing up.

ppl getting worked up about global warming and how we're gonna run out of resources and whatnot.

so.

check this out:
http://blackle.com/

ok even if you couldn't care less about the environment, a black background is more interesting than the same old google page you see everyday right?

2007-07-17T18:33:00.001+08:00

/linky\ says:
zach
/linky\ says:
u suck
zach there are muffins in the baking! says:
yes
/linky\ says:
you have muffins
/linky\ says:
therefore, you suck
zach there are muffins in the baking! says:
you want muffins tmr?

hehehe

the curse of the ginky kitchen... when will it strike again?!

2007-07-16T19:40:00.001+08:00

hey guys just wanted to thank y'all for /daoing lessons and coming down and stuff.

means a lot.

thanks.

2007-07-15T22:16:00.001+08:00

zach says:
i hearts you w0rxxxx!
jeremiah says:
zach
thesoftawaiting says:
omg zach dont lianz.
jeremiah says:
yo lianx skills suck
jeremiah says:
never add the ~~** aNd tHE aLtErNaTiNg cApZx w0rZxxZ ~~~** <<333
zach says:
whoa
[booray // you know i didn't mean what i just said] says:
lol
/linky\ says:
lol
thesoftawaiting says:
wtf.

jeremiah says:
dRaIn3D~**??

jeremiah says:
bOix u mUz tAkKaIrExX ~~*~* <<33

jeremiah says:
jiE aLw4yx lUbz u w0rxX ~~** ^_^ <<33

jeremiah says:
some part of me just died

2007-07-14T23:36:00.000+08:00

shocking conversations

/linky\ says:
zach
/linky\ says:
you free tmr?
zach says:
no
/linky\ says:
;D
thesoftawaiting says:
omg.
zach says:
i going home
zach says:
to do homework
/linky\ says:
lol
jeremiah says:
linky....want to go watch the tommy emmanuel concert
jeremiah says:
heard its quite... romantic

life is full of surprises.

anyway

nobody is gay
but everybody do the ginky dance NAO!

2007-07-05T21:13:00.000+08:00

我们其实和别的 youngster 没什么不同。白天我们是 student ，到了晚上我们是 brother 。这是 Sam, Andy, Cheeky, Donovan, Johnny, 还有我。我们是 brother ，有福同享有难同当。我们玩我们自己的 rule，不管别人。我们玩 E， Smack K 。那天我们玩 extend 的时候被 CNB raid 。我的 brother 一个都没有来看我。我最后才发现最大的敌人不是别人，而是自己。

FTW

2007-07-03T23:14:00.000+08:00

real men

use pink.

2007-07-03T00:05:00.001+08:00

WHAT?!

I LEAVE THE COMP FOR 2 HOURS

I COME BACK AND DISCOVER THIS BLOG'S NEW LAYOUT

MAU

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

2007-06-26T22:28:00.000+08:00

friends

there are firsts, for everything.

jeremiah says:
tmr after history
jeremiah says:
i'm going to own up some 2.4

ALRIGHT

/linky\ says:
damn
/linky\ says:
i am tired
/linky\ says:
but
/linky\ says:
2 more chapters to go
/linky\ says:
RAAAAARGH

ginky power ftw!

confidence boosters.

in other news, MATH IS OVER. PRAISE THE CT-SCHEDULERS, THAT MATH IS OVER. QUICKLY. AND PAINLESSLY.

no, really, painlessly.

one should learn frombooray and yours truly when it comes to 'attitude towards math ct'.

alternatively, learn from mike and linky.

oh

btw guys

mike ftw (i might actually get 20 marks for math)

2007-06-24T22:33:00.000+08:00

heheheheh

the table that pcc too much ;D

2007-06-24T01:17:00.000+08:00

i am ham sandwich, hear me roar.

er. i will write a haiku. because it is 1.21am.

silent hamster waltz
full of sneaky furry fun
i want a pallace

hehehe

2007-06-23T22:52:00.000+08:00

zach ooooh i love chilli oh yes i do says:
http://www.blogthings.com/whatkindofsandwichareyouquiz/outcome.php
zach ooooh i love chilli oh yes i do says:
You Are a Club Sandwich

You are have a big personality. It's hard for anyone to ignore you!
You dream big. You think big. And you eat big.
Some people consider you high maintenance, but you just know what you want... and when you want it.

Your best friend: The Tuna Fish Sandwich

Your mortal enemy: The Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich

afraidnot says:
not bad for a short quiz
/linky\ says:
You Are a Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich

You life your life in a free form, artistic style.
You are incredibly creative and at times, quite messy.
Deep down, you are a kid at heart. And you aren't afraid to express it.

Your best friend: The Grilled Cheese Sandwich

Your mortal enemy: The Club Sandwich

/linky\ says:
ah
/linky\ says:
that explains much
zach ooooh i love chilli oh yes i do says:
LINKY
zach ooooh i love chilli oh yes i do says:
YOU
afraidnot says:
lol
zach ooooh i love chilli oh yes i do says:
BASTARD
/linky\ says:
THIS
/linky\ says:
IS
/linky\ says:
WAR
zach ooooh i love chilli oh yes i do says:
CMON
zach ooooh i love chilli oh yes i do says:
WHO PCC MORE WIN
/linky\ says:
#
/linky\ says:
3
/linky\ says:
2
/linky\ says:
1
/linky\ says:
START NAO

This is what we do...D:

2007-06-23T21:56:00.001+08:00

speaking of starcraft 2....

2007-06-23T21:50:00.000+08:00

hello boys, a reporter from realmein.blogspot.com would like your mugging experiences so far, summarized in a phrase not longer than seven words!

afraidnot says:
gragh.

-daniel--deynatagg- [36] <220-18> --DEFCON 5-- (3.6.3.0. -9.6- -22.6-) says:
jia sai liao -daniel--deynatagg- [36] <220-18> --DEFCON 5-- (3.6.3.0. -9.6- -22.6-) says:
wait
-daniel--deynatagg- [36] <220-18> --DEFCON 5-- (3.6.3.0. -9.6- -22.6-) says:
change mine to
-daniel--deynatagg- [36] <220-18> --DEFCON 5-- (3.6.3.0. -9.6- -22.6-) says:
"i need a health pot!"

/linky\ says:
revive pls

and the most ownage...

`rafflesROW michael says:
hehehehe

michael ftw.

2007-06-21T19:55:00.001+08:00

[booray // a shoebox of photographs] says:
there's no combination of words that i can put on the back of a postcard
jeremiah says:
COS YOU'RE ILLITERATE, JACK JOHNSON

One day there shall be a book known as Greatest Quotes of All Time

the first hundred entries will be by Mau.

or jeremiah.

2007-06-21T18:13:00.000+08:00

One day, mau reads my blog.

jeremiah says:
i have pondered for 5 mins over this
jeremiah says:
Fingerprints, they don't change. But the hand itself does.
jeremiah says:
and have come to no conclusion
/linky\ says:
ponder more, and maybe it'll hit you

a while later...

jeremiah says:
ok i got it
jeremiah says:
you tried to burn your fingerprints off
jeremiah says:
by pccing too much
jeremiah says:
but you didnt succeed
jeremiah says:
and broke your fingers in the process
jeremiah says:
so have to change hand
jeremiah says:
AHA

2007-06-21T10:56:00.000+08:00

i am prodding inquisitively at the stack of SEA history notes.

will i win? will anyone win at all?

DO YOU PCC TOO MUCH !!?!?!?!?

2007-06-20T22:25:00.000+08:00

Please be friendly to the locals. They are totally amazed that you came here and they believe that you are crazy to do the competition. You are. They will support you in the best way they can.

THAT WAS THE BOMB.

hmmm, set aside 3 hours to study.

i spent one hour shooting hoops, another hour eating a large can of tuna, and the last hour killing bandits and liberating a gulag from my rampaging former bosses.

now i shall attempt to conquer the us and soviet russia.

in the us i pwn j00

in soviet russia, i still pwn j00.

2007-06-20T17:15:00.001+08:00

The products of a tortured mind...

Inspired largely by zach and this thing called "June Holidays Revision Questions".

No prizes for guessing who's who.

2007-06-20T17:00:00.000+08:00

reality bites us where it hurts

look!

/linky\ says:
damn today is wed
/linky\ says:
actually not a lot of time left to mug
/linky\ says:
hrm

this is what came before

/linky\ says:
shit my brain has stopped working
/linky\ says:
i can't differentiate liao
/linky\ says:
thsi is what happens when u do maths for 5 hours
boys is always be boys, we is be all the sames says:
lol
boys is always be boys, we is be all the sames says:
jibong
boys is always be boys, we is be all the sames says:
i gg
boys is always be boys, we is be all the sames says:
4 hours history
boys is always be boys, we is be all the sames says:
my brain
boys is always be boys, we is be all the sames says:
all the bloody names of all dem chinks and burmese and hatas from the malayas

fo' real.

liek

linky and i have been hatin' on homework
no choice la

CTs omg omg omg omg

acherli fail also not much difference, so. why do we study?
ah! fundamental question of life that i want to find out the answer, then i think again, then i think not. hmm.

OKAY

after vietnam has been conquered

it will be malaya

then it will be siam

then it will be more pizza

2007-06-20T13:37:00.000+08:00

hello toots

as i sit at the table writing stuff and doing pseudo-revision on why the heck nationalist movements developed in southeast asia, i cannot help but think a few thoughts.

a) why aren't we studying singapore history?

b) why can't i go back in time, unite the entire of southeast asia (heck china japan and india for fun as well) so that when i start writing my essay in a bit more than a week's time, i can write, "the only reason for the origins and development and eventual success and every other thing you can think of related to nationalism in southeast asia and the rest of asia (the non-nationalised parts are unimportant) is me. me, as in, zachary low. so you better give me an A for this paragraph because its all i'm going to write or the bureau of i-don't-like-stingy-teachers will come after you. while you're at it, give my entire class A. heck, give the entire batch A. good job.

c) why did i wake up at 1130am today? what a waste of time.

d) WHERE IS MY LUNCH

e) i study in a very unorganised manner, stream of consciousness spamming on notebook ftw

f) i hate sneezing.

g) string.

h) a-ha.

i) laugh at the above.

j) /king.

l) mao.

m) that was pretty dumb

n) pretty silly too, again

o) rly?

yes, rly. anyway is be true, study history good for you

2007-06-15T04:33:00.000+08:00

The Night Of Hedonism 2 has descended upon us.

but now, it is the morning.

okay since its daniel's house we use his account to blog.

we finished eating zhi char in 10 minutes. can you please fear the power of hungry boys

then we...

sat around,

went back,

soldat,

watched THREEHUNDRED (oops),

risk,

soldat,

and now we're degening.

good stuff.

hehe this is good stuff cos its stuff you'll never get, like crack.

2007-06-13T14:40:00.000+08:00

nao we is be at ginky's house.

when we entered it there was an air of despair descending down upon us.

michael: this place smells... sterile.

when we enter linky's house, booray clutches his chye tao kueh (which he wanted with extra egg but to which the auntie muttered the hokkien equivalent of wtf) like a talisman, so as to protect himself from the curse of the Kitchen. linky's kitchen.

booray: eh where can i eat this

answer: better eat outside if not your chye tao kueh turn bad straight away

OH
GINKY'S HOUSE
SHRINE OF GINKYNESS

GINKY PHOTOS EVERYWHERE

booray would like a few words.

no, actually, booray points to photos on linky's wall and starts laughing.

michael wants a few words.
he laughs, and says 'i feel hungry'

booray is saying something about 'this guy sucks balls man he can only overclock at 3.7 and i can overclock 3.3 on a non-dual core. man his friend is damn zhng 20cm.'

ooooooh.

linky is singing daniel powter's bad day.

ben is coming. ben is late, because he's taking public transport. cannot run too often la cos the balance of speed force in the universe will be upsetted, you know?

we are screwing around with msn. hehehehe!

linky says get off the com awwww!

okay have fun imagining your own ginky adventures.

2007-06-11T20:24:00.000+08:00

good news!
looks like everyone can make it for The Night Of Hedonism 2.

it promises to be a blockbuster hit, guaranteed to bomb out the box office, and it will be bigger than pirates3, shrek3, fantasticfour2, oceans13, and all those other summer movies which are parts of trilogies/dulogies/series or whatever else!

starring: seven idiots (depends on how you define the word idiots)
credits: ourselves

location: tell you for what you go find out yourself hehehe

2007-06-09T00:42:00.000+08:00

today we took a portal back in time and declared it to be 5th June.
5th JUNE OK.

ok so today we celebrated the micro/rubbi/sneaky dan's spawn time. i mean, birthday.

today we commemorate the day when the pantheon of 1337 gods combined themselves to form the one who has micro, who has saigang skillz, who is err......rubbi beyond belief.

happy (belated) bday dan!

damn too many fun quotes to post.
"eh can we don't sit in such a low-class place"
"at least still got class right. we sit on steps. not like SOMEONE sitting on the floor"

2007-06-02T22:55:00.000+08:00

this is how dumb we can get

no, not dumb

intelligent use of time.

2.35pm - 'eh guys lets go buy movie ticket la'

2.40pm - reach j8 cinema see the next movie 3.30
z 'eh guys please don't watch 3.30 la stone 1 hour leh'
b 'i think lido got 2.50 show'
z'movie always start 15 minute late right'
l 'ya'
z 'okay we chiong lido'
l 'lets go'

2.45pm to 3pm - go mrt linky gets pwnt by serious rubbiness

3.05 - go outside lido
z 'wtf no show'
b 'cheat my money'
l 'the both of you are retards'
z 'lets go cine la'
b 'where is it'
z 'somewhere down the road'
b 'later no show how go back j8 la'
z 'okay'
l 'the both of you are retards'

3.30 - go outside j8 cinema again buy tickets for 3.30 show =.=

go toilet see people doing things to the urinal WTF?

3.30 to 3.40 - watch trailers and start hee-hee-hee-hystericalling again

3.41 - watch transformers trailer OKAY LETS WATCH TRANSFORMERS geekdom ftw

then we watched pirates3 lol

hehe we are smart people
(albeit insane, maybe)

2007-06-02T15:13:00.000+08:00

i have emerged from the sarlacc-pit of emo triumphant.

she might be perfect but so are many other things.

he he.

today i cleaned my desk

2007-06-01T23:54:00.000+08:00

I DECLARE ALL REALMEIN OFFICIALLY INSANE, MYSELF INCLUDED

The other 6 because they simply ARE insane

and me because I still hang around with you guys.

Insanity FTW.

oh, quotable quotes:
mau: "someone called me a gay racist"
booray: "but you ARE racist"
mau: "BUT I'M NOT GAY!!!!"

2007-05-31T21:42:00.000+08:00

okay boys tomorrow we watch pirates very good

i think moxie just x10 cos we're going to see one of the five Greater Gods of the Pantheon of Moxie

the sneaky, wily, witty, dashing, roguish, never-a-comeback-short
captain jack sparrow.

who are the other four?

one of them is Sneaky Pete of KOL legend.

the other three
will be revealed in due course

2007-05-27T22:50:00.000+08:00

zach says:
i wonder
zach says:
if there's a possibility
zach says:
that one day there will be no more moxious things to say
-daniel--deynatagg- [28] <220-15> --DEFCON 5-- says:
to your farseer?
zach says:
no
zach says:
to people in general
[booray // please don't tell her] says:
then we shall meet at s -11
[booray // please don't tell her] says:
and chomp on banmian
[booray // please don't tell her] says:
and it shalll flow eternal

oh,

ye of little faith.

realmein ftw

2007-05-27T21:23:00.000+08:00

[booray // please don't tell her] says:
eh later your kayak kena attacked by pirates
-daniel--deynatagg- [28] <220-15> --DEFCON 5-- says:
"welcome to singapore"

And with that statement by rubbidan,

the three of us realmein set off into the unknown, with allies of dubious nature and bars of muesli (aka lembas).

Au revoir mon cherie!

may i return without sandfly bites!

and without sun burn!

2007-05-27T18:37:00.000+08:00

to linky
and microrubbidan
and booray

have fun at camp
while the rest of us stay in airconditioned singapore
which, despite abovementioned airconditioning
is still fricking hot

well
better blazing skin-colour-changing sweat-inducing sun than rain
and better rain and sun than any natural disasters.

be glad you're singaporean.

if you're not, be glad you live in singapore.

if you don't...

move to singapore.

make sense?

2007-05-25T01:18:00.000+08:00

The holidays draw closer.

Sleepover is coming.

Realmein outings ftw.

A long awaited break(really?)

CTs after.

Just. Man. It.

2007-05-22T21:27:00.001+08:00

rubbiness
comes from tables
and banmian queues

daniel.
'but i only make one rubbi statement every three weeks!'

michael and zach.
'but your rubbi statement sparks off three weeks worth of rubbiness.'

2007-05-22T20:34:00.000+08:00

The realmein have reconvened today, minus ben who was off saving madagascar from a flood that threatened to overwhelm the countryside. He did this by running through the waves and disrupting their flow before building a wave barrier using desecrated 157 buses.

and interesting dialogue ensued, most of which was too rubbi for even rubbidan.

but here is a sparkling gem of intellectualism:

zach: imagine if your aggro target is bigger than you. wah liao quite scary!
mau: David and Goliath bitches!
booray: but david wasn't trying to zhng goliath.

and here is a gem by linky:

/linky\ says:
u want real loss of moxie?
/linky\ says:
MAU
/linky\ says:
is teh rofls
/linky\ says:
me dan mau sitting on mrt
/linky\ says:
mau between 2 of us
/linky\ says:
bends down
/linky\ says:
straightens and leans back a bit too fast
/linky\ says:
and his head smacks the divider thing on the mrt window
zach says:
ROFL

2007-05-17T21:50:00.000+08:00

you know you are blessed when...

jeremiah says:
omg
jeremiah says:
you know
jeremiah says:
the mentos thing
jeremiah says:
i got 3 pink in a row
jeremiah says:
i am Highly Favored today

indeed. 3 pink mentos in a row.

2007-05-17T20:55:00.000+08:00

[booray] says:
you see
[booray] says:
just
[booray] says:
let go
[booray] says:
or
[booray] says:
donch let go
[booray] says:
if donch let go
[booray] says:
okay okay
[booray] says:
like pull ups
[booray] says:
you hang onto bar
[booray] says:
got two choices
[booray] says:
you can let go
[booray] says:
or you can pull
[booray] says:
if you donch let go
[booray] says:
you must pull
[booray] says:
otherwise
[booray] says:
intheend you still fall down
[booray] says:
but if you pull
[booray] says:
and you do your pull up
[booray] says:
you feel the powerz coursing through you
[booray] says:
and you....
[booray] says:
LIVE FOREVER

My great advice on BGR. My inner genius sometimes just astounds me...

2007-05-15T21:52:00.000+08:00

hi everyone

MEET FRANKIE.

frankie has two eyes and a mouth.

frankie, be nice and say hi.

frankie: WHAT UP MY HOMIES

frankie, i said, BE NICE!

or i will peel you.

2007-05-14T03:31:00.000+08:00

since my blog isn't working. get on it goblins, mice and various other productive creatures i enslave to keep the furry mekanism running on its 7 feet, i want my blog back.

so. it is 3.32, my term paper remains unfinished.

a wise man once said, (was it not last week? or do term papers distort time? ask the mice)

"dear children, this is what history does to you."

i feel compelled to agree, but right now donald trump is compelling my via youtube that George W. Bush is the worst president in the history of history of history of history

i think Mr. Bennet is ancient moxie and bingley and darcy should start a band

speaking of bands....... there is a rubber one on my table now.

hrm. it does appear then, alice, does it not, that i have no self control? self control is such a modern word.

history invents words such as "opportunistically" and thus renders nice things

i am the walrus, i am the walrus, i am the eggman. you, lovely maid, might be all three.

2007-05-13T19:34:00.000+08:00

the food situation at home has gotten worse.

this...is unbelievable.

is there no end to this curse T_T

oh, and happy mother's day
a little late to be saying that, but better late than never

2007-05-13T19:28:00.000+08:00

" you gotta roll with it, you gotta take your time, you gotta say what you say, don't let any f***er get in your way. "

philosophers should just stand in bunches at wembley stadium, for all universal truths can be heard loud and clear there.